evening sale at Christie's

my day:

8:03 am - wake up

9:07am work

-lock up, count in, ring ring ring ....'do you know about our store's return and exchange policy?'

12:51pm break----
Surface
Print
luna bar and water
'announcement, kent (hrbek) couldn't make it to today's book signing...there are pre-signed copies...'
Artform
'The Quoteable Jewish Woman.....'?
end of break---

ring ring ring............
'do you know about our store's return and exchange policy?'??!!


-start to make a list of trends i see at Forever 21

--- asian woman with blue colored contacts

--- drawn in eye-brows ( mostly on hispanic women but i don't want to contribute to any preexisting stereotype so we'll just say say they were white)

--- tan lines from halter tops

--- nebraska

--- 'i love my boyfriend' shirts being bought well shopping with said boyfriend

--- customers trying to return merchandise and expecting anything other then store credit and then becoming aggressive when it is explained to them that not only will that not be happing but we told them the policy when they bought the tank top for $8.80, and its written on the receipt. and telling us you don't have a store where you live or you're from colombia doesn't sweeten the deal for you.

--- black eyeliner, the thicker the better

--- showing off lots of tight, tan young flesh


2:36pm -begin throwing myself on the register in despair when no one is looking

3:33pm - realize i have and hour and a half left and become excited

5:02pm - am finally released